Boys club: Movember Man

The month of Movember is rapidly approaching. No, that wasn’t a typo, Movember. Around the world, men will be growing mustaches of all manner of descriptions, to help raise awareness of Prostate Cancer. So we thought we would put together a quick guide to “tache” (as we like to call them in England) perfection.

1) Pick a style. These can range from the rather elaborate connoisseur (think circus ringmaster), to a short neat block of hair, which spans the width of the upper lip, known as the Major. Try to find a moustache style that compliments the structure of your face by asking a stylist at a men’s grooming salon or checking out celebrities who have similarly shaped faces.

2) Now, just because you’re growing facial hair doesn’t mean you have to regress to outright hairy Neanderthal status. Keep things trim and tidy using Tweezerman’s moustache scissors and comb. This will help you clean up any unwanted strays and random adolescent-looking offshoots of hair.

3) Maintain facial hair hygiene with the help of Jenulence Natural Beard shampoo and conditioner. This will give your moustache a healthy shine and prevent your reaquaintance with yesterday’s sundries. Cleanliness is especially important if you have a dense moustache as the skin beneath your facial hair may become dry and flaky, and nobody wants to be associated with an unkempt man –let alone kiss one.

4) Finally, try Clinique Beard Control Formula, which will keep the hairs soft and fine, and your skin well refreshed. And should you wish to shave away your newfound masculinity, this product will ensure a smooth operation.